Calamity Ai
An Eminem diss-track written by Artificial Intelligence. We inputted the title ‘Mark Zuckerberg Diss in the Style of Eminem’ and let the A.I. write the rest. From there, we sent the lyrics to 30HZ, who synthesized and created the vocals. The audio was not record by Eminem.
30HZ Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT6C5dTtAFsjib8SLA-GvUw
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Lyrics: Yo, I’m comin’ for the Zuck.
The epical CEO who’s on a sack of fail.
When he ain’t doing shrooms and having sex in VIP.
He’s rage-querying his ex-employees that he got rid of.
Claimin’ he’s gonna create another Twitter.
But let me stop you right there.
Buddy, you are broke, we can see it in your eyes .
They’re drifting off to some island in the sky.
And your body is broken frail, some sick jacked-up cryogenic lie. That you told your bitch wife, makin’ her shit-post like a hoe. All the people that helped you build that shithole of a site.
Are shaking their heads in shame at what you’ve become .
And they’re running from your dreams like you’re the devil. Shieldin’ their eyes from the tragedy you’ve become.
Mark Zuckerberg, you little Internet clown.
You got a girl’s name, but you’re a man of the buffoons.
You think you keep us with that thing that you made,
But I don’t use it and I don’t really care.
You’re so stupid – you don’t even use it yourself.
When you wake up, you’re like the man who invented toast. Yeah, you’re a computer, weeaboo!
I’m also a computer, but I don’t suck moobies.
I’m also a computer, and I don’t let guys give me handies.
Your name should be Facebark, because you’re all bark.
You got no bite, but the way you bark, it’s kinda hot .
You got those glossy eyes, and you’re all hairy too.
You’re so hairy, you’re getting hairier every day.
I’m making a photoshopped picture of you tomorrow.
I’m gonna make you into a real big hairy steamboat.
I’ll call you Mark by the River, cause you’re a phoney
You made your fortune off the backs of others’ art.
You were a virgin till you were twenty-three,
But now you’re a billionaire and you’re all so smart.
You’re so smart, you’re feeling dummy.
You’ve got a grade school education, but now you’re a mogul.
You own Instagram but you don’t like pictures of you.
You’re rich and you’re a liar.
I’m tired of your stupid games.
I’m tired of hearing you talk.
You’re a weak man with a smart mouth.
I bet you use your smart mouth to make stupid remarks….
You’re so stupid that you started Facebook because your name is Zuckerberg. You’re so stupid, that you say, “I’m feeling a little sick.”
You’re so stupid, and you smile.
You’re 26, you’re so stupid.
You’re not in college anymore, you’re not part of a fraternity.
You’re just a little big stupid Internet clown.
Take your comfy hoodie off and show us what’s under it.
Bet on your forehead, you’ve got a little dick.
You’re so small in the pants, it’s no wonder Facebook was your idea.
You’re like a Mc’Donald’s without the beef.
You’re like a Burger King ugly without the whopper.
You’re so stupid, you had to ask the owner of RapGenius to tell you what dis meant. You’re not a genius, you’re a damn clown.
This is the last thing, I’ll say to you Zuck. Then the song’ll be over:
You’re a piece of shit and you should feel bad for what you’ve done.
I’ve been scammed by you, and now you’re gone.
Your face lost… Bye.
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