What If English Were Phonetically Consistent?

37 thoughts on “What If English Were Phonetically Consistent?”

1. Yeah maan

2. What the fuck is this guy doing?

3. So it’s turning into french!? Great video?

4. 1:28 ''Diviatii'' ?? Weren't you supposed to pronounce it ''deviate'' not ''diviatii''

   E: ohh i watched this until the end and i heard him pronouncing every single ''e'' as ''i'' so nvm…

5. It's beautiful for somr reason

6. You went Jamaican.

7. Lol, you sound like a brazilian. that is one of the biggest problems we face when learning english.

8. He says please subscribe, and he has 16,000 subscribers because of that, and he only has one 7 month old video.

9. LIKEY

10. Lates con sidier the vow wall eye

11. The sound for "e" should've been "e" not "ai".

12. Fuck, that did my bloody head in! :/ lmao

13. You sound like iDubbbz when he's talking in his "European" accent

14. Run for the cube had it all along

15. Is this what it's like to have a stroke

16. That’s german.

17. Sounded like a combination of French and Jar Jar Binks. The outro also sounded Danish.

18. I just noticed that this is the only video on his channel

19. Sounds like someone from Ireland went on vacation to Jamaica for way to long

20. ??That was my specialty on English lessons, my curse and protest against phonetic inconsistency. Surprisingly nostalgic video

21. likey

22. Thät… wäs… Äwēsōmē!

23. Fully understanble…but then I think back when I was forced to learn Spanish back in high school and one word had about 8 different ways to say it in present term, another for the past and also the future, and another whole bunch of ways to say the same word for other situations.

24. ? sounds like Chinese-french-german immigrant. This could also be an alien ? language for a sci-fi movie ?

25. this is amazing, and reminds me of Esperanto!

26. i recently started delving into japanese and its been insane to try to learn the about 200 different letters/symbols/diacritics/combinations. but what makes it even harder is to try learning all of those using only 26 (entirely different) english letters as a starting point for understanding. so instead of flat out learning how these couple hundred parts of words work and sound. i have to figure out in my head a way to translate them and then learn them and then re translate to learn what im actually saying. its been one of the most alienated feeling things ive tried to do. but with all that said it helps me look back into learning english and realize how actually messed up the language is in how its rules and leniencies ever work out in the end at all. not to mention the daunting but invigorating fact that the japanese language has over double the amount of vocab in its language to skyrocket the potential for learning.

27. By the time you got to E, I heard my Japanese immigrant friend

28. This sounds like another language

29. Sounds like if a german young pupil learns English and pronounce everything like it would be pronounced in german. 😀

30. Jelly-Belly pet rat gummy candy.

31. LOL ! Before I realised what he was doing, I thought he was having a stroke.

32. Peet rat candeyeeeee

33. If french was phonetically consistent x)

34. Frame rate drop

35. Fancy Jar-Jar Binks

36. That wld be super easy to learn English.. Just to share how in my language,we re-spell English loan words like.. train became 'tren',station spelled as stesen,television (televisyen),juice (jus), bus (bas),minute (minit) and consistent became konsisten,yes with "k"

37. I know it should have been only for fun, but English itself is phonologically consistent. It's the writing system that isn't

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