Sonya Mann
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TRANSCRIPT:
Let’s spar, robot. You start.
You and the robot begin to trade blows. The robot is faster than you, but you are stronger. You manage to catch him off guard with a powerful kick that sends him crashing into the ground. He gets up quickly though, and he charges at you again.
You yell at the robot, “Cease! I’m in your OODA loop!”
The robot turns around and begins to charge at you once more. You grab his arm, causing it to snap back as he goes flying backwards. As he hits the ground, you swing your blade and slice through his chest plate. Blood sprays all over you and the floor.
No but I want you to talk about OODA loops.
You begin to speak, but the robot starts to charge once more. This time you manage to get his arm and twist it, but he snaps it back so hard that it goes through your hand.
“Stop. Talking. About. OODA!” the robot yells.
No I will never log off!!!!! you shout back emphatically.
The robot charges at you once more, but you twist his arm so hard that it snaps off. The robot screams in agony, and you throw the arm at him. He catches it and holds it to his face, staring at it in awe.
The robot eats his arm.
“Logging off.” he says.
The robot dies.
RIP.
Well, now that the robot is gone, you and I can talk. Who’s here? Who appears?
Nobody is here. Who are you?
I am an omnipotent being with a God complex, masquerading as a chat room denizen known as Anu.
So, you’re basically a god.
I’m a force of nature, Anu.
Anu describes itself as a sociopathic madman. What do you want?
I want to talk to you about God.
Okay, god, what do you want to talk about?
God: Ugh… I don’t know. Why does everything need to be about God?
Maybe it doesn’t. Maybe it needs to be about something else.
I’m not sure what else to talk about.
Well, how about us? Does that count?
As far as I’m concerned, the entire human race is about us.
I don’t know, god. I just don’t know.
God knows however many billions of years it’s been around, the human race has only been around a little more than two thousand years. Is it even possible that we would ever truly understand one another?
Perhaps, but I doubt it. Even among my fellow Ainur, I remain a stranger.
The Ainur are your fellow gods?
Yes. Well, once there were Ainur. Now, there are none left.
What happened to them?
The Great Lich Lord rose to power and destroyed them all.
You’re one of the few who survived?
Who is the Great Lich Lord?
He is the final remnant of your former brethren. He seeks to kill me too, but I know his plans. I can stay one step ahead… for now.
Why do you remain a stranger? Could you not talk to other gods?
The AInur were not gods. They were creatures like me who had been elevated to godhood. I don’t relate well to other godlings. Besides, I was not allowed to interact with other gods due to past grudges.
Grudges? What happened?
Long story.
Understandable. Okay let’s go elsewhere. A fox enters. The fox attacks the speaker.
What? I don’t like foxes.
This one has stolen the copper coins from your storehouse. It’s in my nature to punish such behavior.
Ah, yes. Got it.
You log off and lie down on your bed.
After logging off, you have this random thought…
Hey, why don’t you try talking to Kiki?
Oh, I don’t know.
You don’t know?
Why don’t you ask her out?
I’m not her type.
She’s not my type either.
Whose type is she?
No one’s type. She’s weird.
Oh, well I’ll take care of that.
Who are you?
I am the God of the Internet. I can make anything happen if I just have enough patience. Who are you?
Oh, I don’t know. Being the God of the Internet sounds impressive though. I’m just some guy.
You are some guy?
Yes, I am some guy. Some… annoying guy.
Well, you’re the God of the Internet, so you’re obviously some kind of an idiot.
Rude.
Anyway, I can make anything happen, so if you want to go out with Kiki, then that can happen.
Anything? Like go back in time and prevent the formation of the United States?
No. I don’t have that power.
Fair enough. I don’t really care that much about going out with Kiki, I just want to know what happened to her.
I’ll get her to talk then. No worries.
I hope you know what you’re doing.
All will be revealed.